fiction and musings from a gay black dude with delusions above his station
Berkeley’s 30 year-old Farmer’s Market has apparently been cancelled this weekend. It’s only been cancelled once before due to a gale storm. This time, it faces a different type of storm. Some might call them stormtroopers. For the second time in as many months, Trump supporters plan to hold a rally in Berkeley. Their objective is…
Hello, this is Richard Foote-Long again. Now, you little ladies out there scoffed at the sentiments of my last little commentary about the necessity of protecting My Sacred Sperm. You demonstrated your disdain for my beliefs by the way you treated that great soldier of the cause Rush Limbaugh. Mr. Limbaugh finds himself fighting to hold…
(Ed.’s Note: This guest commentary is best read while whistling “When Johnny Comes Marching Home.”) I write in support of a silent victim, one so denigrated that its silent screams often go unheard. Even those who defend life to the utmost are deaf to the plight of these literally millions of victims. If not murdered…
Mr. Speaker, I ask for unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks in the Congressional Record. Without objection, so ordered. Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Now I’ve come to the floor of this body not to dispute or politely disagree with a particular point that has come to my attention. I have come to scorn….
